5 Ways Teens Might Cheat on Drug Tests—and How to Catch Them

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If your 18 or higher can your parents still test you?
Wirter supports PATRIOTO-FACIST groupthink

MK LoKo of NC 4:33PM April 10, 2012

I learned that random testing is the best way, never tell them when you plan on testing them and always do it in the morning a day after suspected drug use. They tend to wake up late after a night of partying, so get them out of bed and test them right away, chances are they will be able to go to the bathroom right away. Always use testing kits that you can send to the lab for confirmation. Then test them again 1 or 2 weeks later and switch the schedule around. Always wait for them when they go out. Make it hard for them and never give up.

Cesar Benavides of CA 5:07PM February 20, 2012

Thanks for the info. I'll be sure to use this to pass MY drug test. I LOVE WEED

Weedlover of FL 1:50PM January 05, 2012

love it they all work!

paul pruzina of LA 6:09AM November 29, 2011

wow well good just with this one considering you just gave teens 5 ways to possibly pass a drug test and just BTWs 4 our of 5 of these techniques work so good job Mr.Doctor guy

john smith of MA 8:21PM November 21, 2011

what if you accidentally (for real) dropped the sample in the commode but caught it as quick as you could so that the water would not contaminate the urine? Maybe a few drops got in, would the sample still be okay to test or would it be contaminated?

Jamie Lynn Galoshefski of PA 7:13PM November 02, 2011

thank you, this helped alot. You should test visine.
by the way, I love weed, my grades went up since my daily use.

bigbubba of OH 5:09PM September 13, 2011

If you want anyone to take your writing seriously, you should check your facts, your spelling, and your grammar. Maybe your editor was drinking heavily the day you submitted this? Reading this has made me sad for the future of "American journalism" (trust me, there is a huge difference between "journalism" and "American journalism").
This is bad-- even for "the home of the brave".

Educated Reader of AL 9:57AM May 26, 2011

Kid's (females) if they know a test by parent is near ...say mom test's sally every friday when she get's home from work. If test good then Sally gets to have fun over weekend, or if mom makes those weekly tests on sunday night after the full weekend of fun....either way, if they have their drug tests on a schedule kids can get around it if they have a mind to. It's pretty simple really. Those drug clean tests don't always work but clean urine does. For females it is as simple as putting in a extra large tampon size pill bottle full of their clean urine they got from themselves when clean, or someone else who is clean. They then will store it or just might have gotten on the way in the front door! They have to make sure the urine is warm not cold when given unless mom or dad doesn't like to touch the container the sample is given into. The kids just wrap the top of the pill bottle with foil and wrap a rubber band around it very tight so it doesn't leak. If they long or jagged nails they just prick the foil when time.......thats if they are being watched. If not they just carry it into the bathroom via their body cavity they have pants over. who's to suspect a thing? They can get clean urine almost anywhere if they try hard enough. If you are gonna test...do it random! I say if you know & PAY ATTENTION to your kids and his or her friends, that's enough to let you know if they are using drugs or not. Isolation, or just hanging out with a couple bad news kids, grades falling in school, moodiness,skipping school, dropping out from usual activities, staying up all night, ton's of energy followed by a couple days of sleeping. anything that's not your childs normal pattern is a warning sign somethings up!

kim of CA 1:23PM November 04, 2010

You are all uneducated and unintelligent fools. Marijuana is medicine, it calms you and introduces you into a new state of mind. I feel bad for all of you, marijuana was originally made illegal for reasons completely unrelated to marijuana. So while your all at home chugging on your bottle of Jack, the pot smokers are chill and content. IT DOES NOT KILL BRAN CELLS. Do your research, the annual deaths per year due to marijuana? ZERO. There is no risks associated with marijuana inhalation other than the obvious, lung cancer which you risk while inhaling any sort of smoke.

ASHLYNN of MI 4:21AM October 16, 2010